darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

jacobshutup:

freshman advice: just dont show up

luigiman:

my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just

meladoodle:

llttlemermaid:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

literallysnokoplasm:

i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead of right or like a window which is only small instead of ceiling to floor or areas and landscapes on the road like cmon now i have to completely renovate the land in my head 

owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

internetmemeprincess:

welcome to the 420th hunger games, kushniss everdank

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school