internetmemeprincess:

welcome to the 420th hunger games, kushniss everdank

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

unshaped:

BARRACO BARNER

unshaped:

BARRACO BARNER

buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

  • person:

    do you have tumblr?

  • me:

    yes

  • person:

    whats your url?

  • me:

    no

rupsidaisy:

a video of me saying mustard while holding mustard